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The Aquarian Weekly (NJ)- One Hot Minute: with The LawnDarts- by Peter Kakouriotis - Nov. 10-17, 2004:

Chuck Moran- Vocals, Jeff Brogowski- Guitar/Backing Vocals, Sean Gallagher- Bass, George Collazzo- Guitar/Backing Vocals, Mike Ricra- Drums/ Backing Vocals

How did your band’s sound evolve into what it is today?
JEFF- Our ever-changing line-up helps. The nucleus of the band (Chuck, Sean, and myself) have a certain sound that we make. The other members that have come and gone(and come back again) add their own sonic touch and personality.

How did the band form?
JEFF- Chuck (the only founding member left) put it together with a bunch of local friends. Chuck asked me to join for some shows and to help with the first demo. I dumped the other band I was in and joined up. Sean replaced the original bassist (Ron Hayunga) while recording the first first album. Mike Ricra joined in 1999 for the second album and left to form 6 to 8 Mathematics in 2001. He came back to the fold this past September 2004. George Collazzo was formerly of Dead Go West, and was a friend of the band. His personality and style just sort of fit, so (we) took him on in May of 2004.

What formula do you follow, if any, when writing new material?
JEFF- There's no set formula, although George and I tend to write and demo songs in an almost complete form, sometimes with words and melodies, sometimes not. Chuck usually comes in and finalizes the song with his ideas for lyrics and melody. The band as a whole will shape and change the basic song structures as needed when practicing.

Why?
JEFF- It just seems to work that way.

What or who has inspired you to write and play music?
JEFF- Anyone from bands like Black Flag and The Descendents, to power-pop icons like Cheap Trick and The Sweet, to metal bands like Maiden, Sabbath, Kiss, and Judas Priest, to classic rock bands like Led Zeppelin and The Beatles. Basically anything with a good melody and heavy guitars.

Have you ever done anything different from the standard flyers, website, message boards, and mailing lists to promote your bands’ name or upcoming shows?
JEFF- It's pretty important to be out at shows talking to people and meeting and making friends with other like-minded bands. This way, you can help each other out and hopefully turn your crowd onto other good bands. This kind of makes a scene sort of 'happen', or so we've found.

With such catchy pop/punk tunes like "Tell Me Why", "When I'm Gone", and "December", just to name a few, it is mind-blowing why these guys have not been signed to a major label yet! While not getting too in-depth with their accomplishments, The LawnDarts have shared the stage with My Chemical Romance, Funch, and High School Sweethearts, and have appeared on several national compilations, one of which was Victory Records' Fist Full of Rock and Roll. Despite all their accomplishments, The LawnDarts still know what is important to them, the music and the local scene. We should all take a lesson from these guys and go out to shows and support the scene! That is the only way that great bands like The LawnDarts can be heard! For music downloads, tour dates, and other news, you can visit their website at www.LawnDarts.com.



The Two River Times (NJ)- NIGHT GROOVES- by Uncle Mike- May 24, 2002:

Well, I pulled double duty at The Saint in Asbury Park back on May 11th. First up was the Saturday matinee which featured a stellar performance by The LawnDarts and later that night I was back for Circlesquare’s CD Release Party. In the six years since their inception and the three years since I last saw them, the Wyckoff, N. J. based power pop/punk band, The LawnDarts, has lost none of their original spirit, enthusiasm, attitude or sense of humor. Which, believe me, is no small feat in this business. Quite the contrary, if anything, The LawnDarts have only gotten better. Kickin’ things off with a hot new tune entitled, “That Guy,” from their soon to be released CD, Day Of The Darts, Chuck Nasty (lead vocals), Jeff Brogowski (lead g./vocals), Sean Gallagher (bass) and Ross Kantor (drums), ripped through a power packed 30 minute set that featured Dart ditties like “Amanda Lynn” (big crowd fave), “Love Song” (classic power pop), “December” (killer lead v./band rocks), “April 18th” (great tune), “Open In Case” (Ross rules), “I Wanna Be A Spaceman” (vintage Darts), “Misery” (give me all your misery, oh yeah), “Needle” (boys kickin’ butt & takin’ names), “Change The World” (yes! yes! yes!) and “Going Nowhere” (perfect closer). Look. The LawnDarts have gone from learning their lessons well to masters’ of their craft. Some of our younger local bands could learn a lot about professionalism, dedication and showmanship from Chuck, Jeff, Sean and Ross. After all these years the Darts have still got that terrific pop/punk thang going on. Performing gem after gem, The LawnDarts left no doubt in my mind that they are one of the best little bands in the great State of New Jersey! And perhaps most importantly, The LawnDarts are just plain FUN! With



The Aquarian Weekly- Jersey Talk- by Al Muzer- Volume 2, #97 (8/1/01-8/8/01): LAWNDARTS NAME NEW DRUMMER-

"We're proud to announce that ROSS KANTOR is the new LAWNDARTS drummer," explained a recent band update. "Come see him play at our Friday, Aug. 10, performance at Maxwell's (1039 Washington Street, Hoboken). Recording for our third CD, tentatively titled 'ROCK', has begun. It will feature a revved up version of 'Jersey Shore', the acoustic bonus track on VOLUME II that was also featured in the recent surf/skate video and CD compilation, WHAT EXIT?, put together by Time Bomb Surfboards." Take it to: www.TimeBombSurf.com to find out more about the CD/video. Write The LawnDarts at: 538 Franklin Terr., Wyckoff, NJ 07481; call (201)445-2727; or visit: www.LawnDarts.com.



The Bergen Record- Northern NJ Daily Newspaper- by Ed Condran- Forget Their MTV- The LawnDarts Just Wanna Have Fun- Friday, December 29, 2000:

Just one glance at MTV's heavy rotation and it's obvious that the LawnDarts won't be on the pervasive music channel anytime soon.

The group, which is clearly a descendent of Los Angeles' seminal Descendents, crafts clever, melodic punk-pop. However, the Washington Township band's terse tunes aren't in vogue -- and the band couldn't care less. "MTV's not playing what I'm into," guitarist Jeff Brogowski, 32, said in a call from his Wyckoff home. "It's a weird time in pop music. I personally get sick of all these bands on MTV. I don't want to mention names, but these macho rap metal bands are just so mean-spirited. Something strange is going on. Maybe it has something to do with all the economic prosperity. It's getting ugly like it was during the Eighties, when so many people and bands were so cocky."

Not that the Eighties were all that bad for Brogowski. Quite a few of the bands who influenced the LawnDarts -- whose other members are vocalist Chuck Moran of New York, guitarist Steve Ugly of Woodbridge, bassist Sean Gallagher of Washington Township, and new drummer Matt Roman of Ridgewood -- wreaked sonic havoc during the Reagan era, such as Black Flag, the Minutemen, and the Ramones. "We loved those bands, and we also loved good Eighties metal," Brogowski said. "Bands like Iron Maiden and early Priest couldn't be beat. We love the punk side of music -- fast, loud, and raw -- but we also like the pop side, and that's all over our music. We love a good hook. Our songs are based on reality, but that doesn't mean we're full of angst. There are too many bands that are angry. We're just the opposite of that."

The group's first album, 1998's "13 Songs About Nothing" on LawnDarts Records, features a number of amusing tracks. Its latest offering, 1999's "Volume Two," is a bit more offbeat, with such songs as "I Wanna Be a Spaceman," "Crank Calls," "Road Rage," and "Freakazoid." "We're just trying to have some fun," Brogowski said. "But at the same time we're not trying to be the pose of the moment like so many bands are these days."

The LawnDarts recently completed demos for a forthcoming album, tracks of which the group plans to preview tonight at Maxwell's in Hoboken. "The new songs are typical LawnDarts," Brogowski said. "It's light at times and it's heavy at times. This album is a more balanced album since the songwriting is spread around." The LawnDarts are currently shopping the demo. If there are no bites, they will again release their work on their own. "That's our worst-case scenario, which isn't bad considering we have good distribution," Brogowski said. "We're just focusing on that and playing out at places like Maxwell's."



FoundryMusic.com- 10/31/00

The LawnDarts will be doing a live broadcast on the web this coming Saturday, November 4th at Acme Underground, 9 Great Jones St (between Broadway and Lafayette), in NYC. For more information, call (212)677-6963. They'll have the 1 AM slot, and the show will be webcast on www.onlinetv.com.


The Aquarian Weekly- Jersey Talk- by Al Muzer- Volume 2, #48 (8/23/00-8/30/00): THE LAWNDARTS PARTICIPATE IN PREMIERE-

Not content to rest on the laurels of their oven-warm 15-song sophomore CD, The LawnDarts are "recording new stuff for an upcoming release" and have announced gigs: Sunday, August 27, 8 PM, at Arlene Grocery; and Thursday, August 31, with 7 Minds and The Milwaukees during the Time Bomb Surfboards premiere for the visually buzzed "What Exit?" video. Thursday's fun kicks off at 8 PM at Hooligan's, 369 Broadway, Long Branch.

Featuring footage of Jersey surfers and skaters soaring to tracks from Garden State bands like Stick Figure Suicide, OS101, NJ Joystick, Liquid Image... The nationally released surf video is on sale at most local surf shops and also will be available at the show. Take it to www.TimeBombSurf.com to find out more about the video.

Write The LawnDarts at: 538 Franklin Terr., Wyckoff, NJ 07481; call (201)445-2727; e-mail : LawnDarts@Hotmail.com; or visit: www.LawnDarts.com for T-shirts, stickers, CD's, and info.



The Aquarian Weekly- Jersey Talk- by Al Muzer- Volume 2, #37 (6/7/00-6/14/00): THE LAWNDARTS VOW: RULE THE WORLD BY 2001-

Just starting to receive the attention they deserve for VOLUME II, their recently self- released 15-song sophomore CD. The LawnDarts have reason to celebrate and will probably need a little help climbing onstage to perform next Friday, June 16, at Connections, 403 Van Houten Ave., Clifton. Also on the bill are Flatus. Call (973)473-3127 for more information.

Featuring "My Girlfriend's Got A Gun," "Love Song," "Change The World," "Misery," "Jersey Shore," "I Wanna Be A Spaceman," a stab at the Go-Go's "Vacation," and "Freakazoid!" Volume II has been described here as "a 1-2-3-4 blast of Fiendz-ish, All-intense power punk with insanely catchy, Ramones-simple choruses" and has been lauded as "the LawnDarts all grown up and ready to hit the charts."

Well, it seems that a sudden flurry of 'Dart-mania has landed "Jersey Shore" on Time Bomb Surfboards' new surf video, What Exit?, featuring footage of NJ surfers skimming the waves to bands like Stick Figure Suicide, OS101, Hi Pro Glo, the 'Darts, Knuckle Sandwich, The Milwaukees, and Blue Channel. Take it to: www.timebombsurf.com to find out more, and remember (sez the good folks at Time Bomb), "the new (floral and scenic) fabric patterns are in!"

Further proof that the LawnDarts rule (or are at least working on it) is the use of "Freakazoid" on The Underground CD comp that comes free with the 'zine. Boasting track by the Milwaukees, Rosemary Pure, the 'Darts, and Ben Trovato, a visit to: www.nbunderground.com nets you a copy of both!

And finally, "I Wanna Be A Spaceman" is the standout cut on a recent Triple X Records punk compilation called Stranglehold that includes such bands as Limecell, The Bullys, Kermit's Finger, White Trash Debutantes, Talking To Lois, and The Resentments. Stranglehold is available for a piddlin' $7.99 at: www.TowerRecords.com.

Write to: The LawnDarts: 538 Franklin Terr., Wyckoff, NJ 07481; call (201)445-2727; e-mail : LawnDarts@Hotmail.com; or visit: www.LawnDarts.com for T-shirts, stickers, CD's, and info. In addition to the above URLs, The LawnDarts' back catalog is also available at: www.BlackPumpkin.com, www.Rotz.com, or: www.VitalMusic.net.



The Underground Magazine- Underground Profile- Volume 3, issue 8 (Spring '00):

Crafting some of the catchiest pop-punk around, this tight, tuneful quintet shines on its second indie release, appropriately entitled Volume Two.

The standout track "Freakazoid", available on this issue's compilation, is a fine sample of the LawnDarts' infectious melodies and catchy arrangements. Tight harmony vocals courtesy of guitarist/songwriter/producer/all-around overachiever Jeff Brogowski compliment frontman Chuck Moran's throaty delivery on the band's hummable verses and sing-along choruses. The LawnDarts will have you singing along to goofy lyrics about road rage and firearms before you realize what's coming out of your mouth. JA



www.e-crap.com - E-Crap.com- Entertainment Website- by Rich Conroy- Jan/Feb '00:

This column is about bands, and the thing they make, music. So, let me tell you about a band you would love if you ever heard them. They are called the LawnDarts.The LawnDarts are a five-piece band hailing from NJ. The lineup consists of Chuck Moran (lead vocals, smart mouth, and only founding member left) , Jeff Brogowski (guitar, vocals, hair), Sean Gallagher (bass, boyish good looks), Steve Ugly (bass, vocals, sheepish grin), and Mike Random (drums, vocals, drums, drums and a little percussion). I'm not gonna get into too much history here, you can get that on their website (www. lawndarts.com) but suffice it to say they have been around long enough to have graduated from playing friends' parties to headlining shows. They even get people to go see them at midnight on a weekday in a tiny little shoebox and if you have ever been in a band you know that the late night weekday show can be a pretty cold gig. Not so for Chuck & co., their fans are nothing if not loyal.

Their first release was on the compilation album "The Swinging Sounds Of Easter Island" in 1997. Those five tunes (Heresy, Crayons, Going Nowhere, Innocent Victim, and This Song's About You) were the basic staples of a LawnDarts set. They were a four-piece at the time. The CD got them a little notoriety. Shortly after that they added Jeff on second guitar. Just before recording their debut full-length album bassist Sean Gallagher was brought into the fold. These three along with original guitarist Joe Puchalik and drummer Matt Roman recorded 13 Songs About Nothing. It contained 4 of the five songs from the Easter Island comp as well as, well, 9 more songs. Some were even penned by then new guy Jeff. You could see at any show you went to that they were getting better and better. As a live unit they were becoming a juggernaut. It was impossible to not smile when they were playing, and it was just as impossible to not sing along. The band just has a knack for writing songs that you seem to know halfway through the first time you hear them.

Now, at some point the replaced the drummer with Mike Random (who was in The Comrades, the Drag Triplets, Flatus (for one show anyhow), Random, Kiss, and three and a half billion other bands. Ok, he was never in Kiss, but if they played Connections and Peter Criss was stuck in traffic on rt.17 let's just say the SHOW WOULD GO ON BABY!) and were playing as a four-piece for a while until they were joined by Steve Ugly. (Here's a little trivia you can use for when these guys get famous and you want to impress people. Steve's band the Plug Uglies were on that Easter Island comp way back when. Coincidence? Surely not) This is the lineup that remains today, and it is their best yet.

Their recently released second album entitled Volume II is a tour de force in melodic punk rock. There's danceable stuff (April 18th, Love Song), obvious radio choices (I Wanna Be A Spaceman, Freakazoid, Later), rough and tumble old school punk (Road Rage, Don't Fuck With My Mind) and songs that most of the NOFX/Fat Wreck Chords clones would kill to have (Misery, Change The World, My Girlfriend's Got A Gun). There's even a hidden track about the New Jersey Shore that if you are from the area will bring a smile to your face and a tear to your eye. (It made me mad that I didn't write it actually) It was recorded and released completely independently. It looks good, it sounds good, and gosh darn it people like it.

I demand that you go to their website and see what they are up to. You can catch up on the band and buy their stuff and even see where they are playing next. I suggest you see them now before they get too big and all the jocks in school like them. Oh, and pad you ass, it will be kicked!



www.digitalcity.com - DigitalCity.com - Entertainment Website- Pick of the Month Jan. '00
Lawndarts 2/3/00- Maxwell's, 1039 Washington Ave, Hoboken, NJ, 9 PM.- w/ Limecell, Talking To Lois, The Bullys.

This Jersey based five piece band plays fun, upbeat poppy punk rock that doesn't hold back. Their tongue-in-cheek sing-alongs seem to turn rabid punk purists into rabid fans very, very quickly. Personally, I can't wait to hear their cover of the day-glo Go-Go's romp, "Vacation." Digital City www.Digitalcity.com Pick of the month 1/00.



The Morning Call- Allentown, PA- by Ed Condran- Pop-punk band LawnDarts makes a point of having fun- Friday, December 17, 1999:

To LawnDarts guitarist Jeff Brogowski, the late '90's are a weird time in pop music.

"I get sick of all these bands on MTV," says Brogowski over the telephone from his Bergen County, NJ, home. "I don't want to mention names, but these macho, rap-metal bands are just so mean-spirited. Look what happened at Woodstock (last summer). All the violence, looting, and the fires. Something strange is going on. Maybe it has something to do with all the economic prosperity. It's getting ugly like it was during the '80's when so many people and bands were so cocky."

Not that the 1980's were all that bad for Brogowski and the LawnDarts, who will play tonight as the middle part of a three-band bill at the Arch Street Hotel in North Catasauqua. Quite a few of the bands that influenced the LawnDarts- Black Flag, the Minutemen, and the Ramones, to name just three- wreaked sonic havoc during the Reagan era. And with it's clever, terse, melodic pop-punk tunes, the North Jersey group is clearly a descendant of Los Angeles' seminal Descendents.

Brogowski says that he and his band mates- vocalist Chuck Moran, guitarist Steve Ugly, bassist Sean Gallagher, and drummer Mike Random- "loved those bands and we also loved good '80's metal- like Iron Maiden and early Priest couldn't be beat. We like the punk side of music- fast, loud and raw- but we also like the pop side, and that's all over our music. We love a good hook. Our songs are based on reality, but that doesn't mean we're full of angst. There are too many bands out there that are angry. We're just the opposite of that."

The title of the LawnDarts' first disc, 1998's "13 Songs About Nothing", released on the band's LawnDarts Records label, indicates that the group has a sense of humor. There are a number of amusing tracks on the album, but the band's latest release, "Volume Two," is full of such pointedly off-beat songs as "I Wanna Be A Spaceman," "Crank Calls," "Road Rage," and "Freakazoid."

"We're just trying to have some fun," says Brogowski. "But at the same time, we're not trying to be, like, the pose of the moment like so many bands are these days. We're genuine. We don't know how to be any other way."

Brogowski, who studied International Relations at Lehigh University during the late '80's, will return to the Lehigh Valley tonight to perform with Nooner, which will headline the gig, and Bluechannel, which will open.

"I love coming back, since I have great memories (of) going to Lehigh," says Brogowski. "It was the classic college experience. It was like "Animal House." It was a freewheelin' experience. The LCB (Liquor Control Board) wasn't so fierce then. ...It was like Disneyland (for alcoholics). Those were good days."



www.theaquarian.com -East Coast Rocker Magazine - Shooting The Shit With LawnDarts-
by Chris Uhl- June 2-9, 1999/ Issue 983R

Fun. The essence of the LawnDarts. The spiritual mantra to which the frill-free North Jersey punkers LawnDarts adhere. Like a ride on a carousel on a sunny day in the park, or pulling a chair out from under a friend, that, eager readers, is the hydrogen that keeps the LawnDarts' blimp afloat. Of course this hydrogen eventually felled the mighty Hindenberg, but it is this spirit of moving and rocking on unfazed by the pressures of "success" that make the LawnDarts so damn appealing and respectable. No pretentious punk rock posturing, no self-serving ass-kissing within "the scene," no bloated egos taking their art too seriously. Simplified, The LawnDarts are riding their carousel with big wide smiles (and a six hidden below). Jump on if you like; you are all welcome, but don't wait for them to hop off onto the next bandwagon; for that's a bumpy ride, and they might spill their drinks.

I had four-fifths of the band (new guitar recruit Steve Petras was not in attendance) over my apartment for a Friday evening bullshit session where we touched on, among other things, the best episodes of "Diff'rent Strokes" and "Family Ties" (that's not an opinion question), the art of flipping the bird, and the whereabouts of Markie Post. And though they aren't close enough yet to yank my chair from beneath me, they did drink way too much of my beer (ahem,Chuck) and sabotage my tape recorder with frightening messages I'll divulge to no one out of fear of abduction.

Here are some vaguely pertinent snippets from my conversation with vocalist Chuck Moran, guitarist Jeff Brogowski, bassist Sean Gallagher, and drummer Mike Ricra (who has played with everyone, most recently the Drag Triplets).

Since LawnDarts were banned back in '88, are you guys in danger of copyright infringement?

CHUCK: I think lawndarts is a generic term. Jarts is the brand name that could cause some trouble.

Aaah. Like tissues to Kleenex.

CHUCK: I actually had two sets at home when I was younger. And, since you asked, I have an interesting story involving lawndarts. When I was younger, I had a dog who, when you threw (lawndarts), thought in his little dog brain, "ball!", and would chase it down, chew it, and make the ends all gnarled. So anyway, my dad would use them to mark where to pick the dog shit up in the yard. He'd fling it and be, like, '10 feet to the left of the blue lawndart there's a big pile of dog shit!' So, there'd be, like, six of them in the backyard...'dog shit there, dog shit there...' and so on.

JEFF: LawnDarts equals dog shit!

Not a good connection.

CHUCK: But it is kind of funny; people don't think of LawnDarts as a yard tool.

Or a shit locating device. But, hey, that's good. If you can reference the origins of your band name back to shit or any other form of bodily excrement, that's punk rock. Anyway, for a real 'interview' question: Trace the origins of LawnDarts, the band.

CHUCK: We started in '94 as a joke. Complete joke. I'm the only original member. We're sort of like The Cure!

SEAN: I was just there. They played at my house, though.

CHUCK: Sean was there, but at that point he was just a buddy. At that point it was just an excuse to be an idiot. It was like, 'hey! So-and-so is having a party; let's bring the band.

So it was a party-crashing tool.

CHUCK: Yeah, and at that point we didn't even do originals. We just did obscure covers that people didn't know were covers. They'd just be like 'hey, that sounds cool!' We were older that a lot of the girls we hung out with at the time. They were like still in high school and we were...not. So they were like, 'you guys are great!' And we were like, 'Yeeeaah!' But they were seniors, though.

JEFF: Ninth graders.

You guys contributed a song to a film soundtrack. Tell me about that.

JEFF: It's a film called Scattered Limbs. It's a movie about two twenty-year-old punk rock kids living in New York, and their lives and their loves, and blah, blah, blah... We are still waiting.

I've learned a lot in the last year about the plight of local bands who won't kiss ass to the powers that be. Is it hard to maintain without brown-nosing to the booty?

JEFF: We kiss so little ass. In certain clubs, we've played there, I won't mention names, but basically the deal is that you have to take out an ad to play there. I'm just happy to play anywhere, so I just try to go about my business with blinders on. We just want to play music and have fun, but a lot of other bands are looking for a way around that, and there is no way around that in my opinion.

CHUCK: Some clubs, if they know you are friends with another band, will be like, 'we can't put you on the same bill because you'll draw the same people.' The thing is, it is exactly the opposite because, if your friends know both bands are playing together, they're going to go to the show.

As opposed to the 100 or so who say they'll go and the 50 who show.

CHUCK: Right, and if they know a band is playing with another band they know, that it'll definitely be a good time, more people will go.

I like the Go-Go's cover on the not-yet-released new one. Was that tongue-in-cheek or an honest nod?

JEFF: Sean played it for me, and I figured we're not just 'rah, punk rock!' We like new wave, metal, everything, so why not?

CHUCK: He is the met-tul man.

JEFF: Norwegian black metal!

You guys recorded the new record in Jeff's home studio. Very impressive. How does this differ from the last one done at the old Big Blue?

JEFF: I like going to big recording studios. It's fun and all. Recording the first album at Big Blue was fucking awesome, but we figured, I wanted to buy this recording stuff anyway, so I figured I'd make the investment now, get a couple of albums done. Incorporate Big Blue into it for mastering or mixing, or whatever, but it came out sounding pretty good anyway.

CHUCK: Did I mention we are big in Japan?

Hey, I know Black Pumpkin has some ties distributing abroad; Any European tour plans yet?

JEFF: Seriously, the way we look at it is, 'whatever they can do for us, great!' We're into doing it ourselves anyway.

CHUCK: We're going to be on a Triple X Records compilation coming out this (winter) called (STRANGLEHOLD).

JEFF: I sent them a copy of our last album (13 Songs About Nothing) a long time ago. Then, about a month ago, I got a call while I was watching TV one day and the guy from the label is talking to me like it was ,like, signed, sealed, and delivered- like he talked to me a hundred times. He's like 'yeah, I'll send you the contracts...' I was like, wait, what song? They ended up picking (Spaceman).

So your legal weasel team of crack attorneys scoured the documents and took it from there.

JEFF: Yeah. I sat there and read it over. We get a buck, I think.

CHUCK: We each get 20 cents. Hey, were you listening to Opie and Anthony?

Yeah, I did the WOW thing once. I got so blatantly ignored it was depressing.

CHUCK: Yeah, except for other guys with WOW stickers waving to you. It's like, 'hey man, stop waving. I don't care about you!'

It's like that dumb fraternity of Jeep owners who wave at each other. Whenever my friend would drive, there'd be guys beeping at him because of his Jeep. Stop that! Random acts of senseless kindness...This is the East Coast, that stuff will get you cancelled out. What's the LawnDarts mode of operations?

(One simultaneous chime of "Fun")

SEAN: It's another reason to buy more beer.

CHUCK: If it's not fun, quit. I've said that to everyone who has ever been in the band. If it is not fun, please quit, because I'd rather have a friend than someone who doesn't want to be in the band. That negative thing is so in vogue, but I'd rather maintain a friendship with somebody rather than go through that band bullshit.

JEFF: Fun, and whatever else comes is an added bonus.




Dig This Real(NYC Fanzine)- by Edie-- Arlene Grocery- April 1999:

Dig This Real had a chance to catch up with the fun-lovin' LawnDarts at Arlene's. We also had a chance to harass the group pre-show.

Dig This Real: Are you going to do "Crayons" tonight?

Chuck (singer): (exasperated) Why is that everyone's favorite song? It's such a popular song!
Mike (drums, vocals): We should still do it! (frustrated) No one listens to me because I'm the drummer.
C: Then why don't we do "Crayons" tonight for Mike! The song is about Applebee's.
Sean (bass): Chuck used to work at Applebee's and they'd give out crayons to the kids to draw on the tablecloths and everything like that...
C: ...and it's a silly song.

DTR: If you were to have one of your songs "hit", which one would you want it to be?

Jeff (guitar, vocals): Of the new stuff? "Spaceman".
S: "Misery".
C: I'd say "Misery" or "Love Song".
J: "Misery", because it was the first song we wrote together.
Steve (guitar, vocals): "Road Rage".
(This breaks up the band and everyone starts laughing- must be an inside joke.)
J: Steve likes "Road Rage".

DTR: If you had the money to purchase any piece of equipment, what would it be?

C: I know what Steve's gonna say!
S: I don't know, probably guitars. A clear guitar, like Greg (Ginn) from Black Flag.
C: I'm the singer. I don't really care!
J: A Dan Armstrong clear-bodied guitar, which may be my next purchase...
M: I would like...
S: Mike would like...
(Mike is cut off due to the band's horsing around)

DTR: What's to be expected from the new release?

C: We are going to call it "Going Postal" (we've changed the name to VOLUME II since the interview- Jeff).
S: Cocktails and Ice Cream was another name.
C: We were going to call it "Funk and Do Me"...

Opening with "Love Song", one would think it's no wonder these guys are calling their new release Going Postal (we changed the name since then- Jeff). Jam packed with energy and performing pin-drop tight, this was not going to be an evening of us falling asleep in our beer.

The band opted for ripping through some new material like "April 18th", with it's more ska-flavored beat. But by the time "Later" was performed I was on the floor. With the dual harmonies and crunchy riff, these guys are what it's all about when it comes to a good song. If I wasn't so damn self-conscious, I would have definitely been gyrating alongside of Chuck Moran (singer) on stage.

These guys have found the secret formula for writing great tunes that are so damn catchy! We love a singer who knocks his microphone stand around. Moran does it well, letting it finally rest on the floor. He did this quite often during the set. Looking distantly into the audience, while mid-song, he pulled out a cigarette and slowly dragged on it. It seemed he was seeking inspiration through rest. Or just a cigarette break, you choose.

Then the 'Darts slipped into "Misery" and a cover of the Go-Go's "Vacation" and literally kicked the shit out of it. Sloppy as hell, upon finishing the song, Moran slyly looked up to see the damage that was done and then casually acknowledged friends he spotted in the audience. The next song ("My Girlfriend's Got A Gun") began as he ranted 'six bullets and she's coming after me'. Totally an urgent number.

Moran is the perfect frontman. I was pumped with the 'Darts closing their set with "Going Nowhere", which has been the theme of my life (and trying to get this zeen off the ground). I am only comforted when Moran, Brogowski, and Ricra sing together 'ha ha ha ha'. Then surprisingly the LawnDarts go into "Crayons". As I search Moran's face, he looks like he's in total pain while performing it. Lexi and I are totally appreciative.

The entire evening of music from these guys was totally enjoyable. Don't be dull. See these guys as fast as you can.



Two River Times (Monmouth County, NJ) - Night Grooves by Uncle Mike- January 15, 1999:

       Any band that possesses the mind set and courage to release a CD entitled 13 Songs About Nothing must have something to offer. And that's why I made my way to The Saint in A.P. (Asbury Park) to see The LawnDarts. My instincts were right. The musical talents of Chuck Moran (lead v's.), Jeff Brogowski (lead g./v's.), Sean Gallagher (bass) and Mike Ricra (drums) make this north Jersey based power-pop/punk band worth checking out.
        Looking more like frat boys than punk rockers, The LawnDarts performed a 14 song/30 minute set featuring seven cuts from their aforementioned CD. Some of the 'Darts' finer moments came on rants like "April 18th" (Knackish punk pop), "Parking Lot Romance" (punk twanger with spazzed out lead g.), "Vacation" (power-punk), "Road Rage" and "Innocent Victim" (Ramones would be proud), "Retro" (crowd fave), "Girlfriend" (cool little tune), and Second Gun (another 'Darts ditty).
        Look. The LawnDarts aren't breaking any new ground here, but what they do, they do well. Their performance at The Saint was a pleasant surprise. Their quirky songwriting efforts accompanied by solid vocals, stellar guitar, and high-spirited drum and bass play tells me that the 'Darts have learned their lessons well! In other words, The LawnDarts are a cool little band and a fun listen.



Bergen Town Newspapers (Bergen County, NJ) - Bergen Life: The Bergen Beat by Erin Muster and Jonathon Braunstein - February 19, 1999:

        Thousands of young adults in Bergen County aspire to goals ranging from academics to sports to music. It is generally assumed, however, that one's talents in academics will be most influential in their lives and careers. In the cases of some Bergenites, however, it's the music that is taking the lead.
       Young bands exist everywhere, but in densely populated areas such as our own, such bands can grow and amass significant fan bases in relatively short periods of time. These bands do not necessarily share the same goals, however. Some strive for super-stardom, some for success on their own terms, and some, like Chuck Moran, are just looking to have a good time.
        Chuck Moran is the lead singer for The LawnDarts, a powerpunk/pop band based in Washington Township. In addition to attending school and working two part-time jobs, he and his band attempt to practice at least once a week and remain tight by playing a few gigs each month.
       The LawnDarts are comprised of Chuck, Mike Ricra, Sean Gallagher, Steve Petras, and Wyckoff resident Jeff Brogowski. They've been together for four years, and each is in his mid-twenties. In August, they released their first full-length album. Entitled 13 Songs About Nothing, their LP shows influences from bands such as The Ramones and Husker Du. The CD features fast-paced songs flavored by lyrics of sardonic wit and received a grade of "A" from AQUARIAN MAGAZINE. It is available at Tower Records in Paramus.
        The LawnDarts are involved primarily for the fun of making music and performing as a band. If they sell a few discs, "that's great!" says Moran. "We just want to make a little name for ourselves, but with no major headaches or complications. Although they hired Black Pumpkin Records to distribute 13 Songs..., their relaxed attitude is reflected in both their live performances and their CD.



The Aquarian Weekly (NJ/NYC) - The Scene by Alana Quartuccio - Maxwell's, NJ - March 1998:

       Next up were The LawnDarts. Celebrating both vocalist Chuck and guitarist Joe's birthdays, The LawnDarts put on one helluva bash! It's always time for a celebration when the LawnDarts play! From the second they kicked in with "FBI", I was psyched! I didn't want them to finish. Nobody did. The crowd was sizzling that night. Punk rock has never been this sweet until now. There is a bit of Green Day and lots of early Descendents influence. Those lyrics are just so bittersweet and heartfelt at times like in "Heresy" and "Innocent Victim", but they are just as quirky and hysterically funny, too! The main thing is that everyone has fun! That's what it's all about!


The Aquarian Weekly (NJ/NYC) -The Scene by Alana Quartuccio - Connections, NJ - October 1997:

       In case you've already run out of the goodies in your trick or treat bags, I've got lots more for you, so here we go. Connections did it again: they put on another great show. This time The LawnDarts tickled my fancy. Talk about an addiction! All you need is a quick dose of these guys and you are hooked! From the very minute they went on stage, it was sheer excitement right through to the end. The LawnDarts really put the pop in punk. All their stuff is friendly, happy, and very fresh. Crisp guitars, sugar-sweet harmonies lead their all around upbeat sound. I've been familiar with their demo for quite awhile, so I was able to sing along with everyone. My personal favorite is "Innocent Victim". It's the kind of song that is so catchy, you want to hear it again and again. Frontman Chuck is something else! He is one wild and crazy guy! I really dig those Buddy Holly glasses. After spinning through all their songs, they finished off with a cover by Cheap Trick. The LawnDarts really put on a fun show. Too bad they couldn't have gone on forever.